We are here to end the 50-year era of “good enough” hardware.
For half a century the industry has lived with a quiet compromise: ship faster, add more cores, and let verification teams hunt bugs that only appear under cosmic rays, adversarial inputs, or the one corner case nobody thought to simulate.
The result is a world running on silicon held together by hope, UVM, and billions spent on respins.
We reject that compromise.
At Joy of Hardware we do not merely verify chips.
We build chips that are mathematically incapable of being
wrong.
Every transistor, every pipeline stage, every memory controller, every GPU shader, every packet on the NoC will carry a machine-checked proof that it behaves exactly as its golden specification demands—cycle for cycle, wire for wire.
We are not doing this because it is easy.
We are doing this because it is the only thing left that still
matters.
The future will not belong to the company with the most cores or the
best PPA.
It will belong to the company whose silicon is the only one
regulators, insurers, generals, and CEOs can trust when a single
concurrency bug can cost lives, fortunes, or nations.
That future will be designed with our tools.
That future will run on our silicon.
That future will be built by us.
We are not a traditional defense contractor.
We are not another EDA vendor.
We are not “open source with enterprise support.”
We are the team that will make simulation-based verification look
like punch cards,
make $500k proprietary RTOS licenses look like typewriter
ribbons,
and make seven-year verification cycles feel like the Stone Age.
If you think Python belongs in production firmware,
if you believe inheritance hierarchies are the future,
if you are comfortable shipping silicon that “only” has a
one-in-a-billion chance of deadlocking—
there is nothing for you here.
If you wake up angry that the world still runs on unverifiable
silicon,
if you have ever stared at a waveform at 3 a.m. and thought “this
should not be possible,”
if you believe the only acceptable number of concurrency bugs is
zero—
then come build the future with us.
We are going to the moon.
Every Tesla, every smartphone, every hypersonic vehicle, every satellite, every AI accelerator that matters will be designed and proven correct with Joy of Hardware tools and silicon — or it will not ship at all.
Moon or bust.
Proofs or it didn’t happen.
Zero bugs or go home.
Join us.
— Joy of Hardware
Fairfax, Virginia
2025 and forever